Elon Musk reportedly is going to reveal info that can put Bill Gates behind bars.
Elon Musk, the eccentric billionaire behind SpaceX and Tesla, has made a shocking announcement that he has information that could potentially lead to the imprisonment of his rival, Bill Gates.
However, Musk says that before he can share this information with the authorities, he needs to focus on more pressing matters – like building a rocket to Mars.
In a recent interview, Musk claimed that he has evidence that proves Gates’ involvement in a secret underground organization dedicated to world domination.
However, Musk says that his current priority is to advance humanity’s space exploration efforts and that he won’t be able to reveal this information until after his company has established a permanent human settlement on the Red Planet.
“Look, I know people want to know what I’ve got on Bill Gates,” Musk said, “But we’ve got bigger fish to fry. We need to get to Mars fast. Once we’re there, we’ll be able to reveal the truth about Gates and his nefarious plans for global domination.”
Despite the lack of specifics, Musk’s announcement has caused a stir among the tech and business communities.
Some have speculated that Musk’s claim is just a ploy to distract people from his own legal troubles, while others have suggested that he may actually have evidence that could bring down one of the world’s most influential philanthropists.
In any case, it looks like we’ll have to wait a little longer to find out what Musk has on Gates – but at least we’ll have a thriving colony on Mars to keep us company in the meantime.
Disclaimer: This is satire, not real news.